Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bathroom. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

HNT-62b




What a difference a day makes... I listed the last post last night, thinking that I would be as miserable as I was last night.

Tonight,

Well a somewhat different story.

Why?

Because of two simple words:

MY TUB.

Yes.

I got to use my new tub.

and it was bliss... pure, fucking bliss.

The down side?

Well when I drained the tub, that water drained straight into the powder room and then Asha and Thera's bedrooms...

Yes, I got screwed out of the deal.

I enjoyed. Then I suffered.

How Catholic is that?

FUCK!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Closer to me?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near?

Well the birds I have never noticed before, but I have noticed that everytime I try to step into the bathroom, someone from this household has to follow me.

Today for instance, I look at PK and say, "What is our schedule this morning... I need to take a shower, should I take it before or after I drop you off?" Well sure, it turns out that I have plenty of time now...so in I go... naked, wet, and ultimately trapped in the shower.

"Hey, I have to use the bathroom, you don't mind, do you?" Ughhh.

Ummm, yes? That is probably why I asked about time to use the shower. But there I was stuck with the stench. Now, I am not trying to be superior. I am just saying, that I specifically asked if I had time for a shower that is generally considered to be a solo event, that one experiences in some peace.

I don't know if barging into the shower is is considered an act of intimacy, but I am feeling the strain of my lack of privacy.