What is wrong with my brain?

Why does this look like a giant wad of jizz on the floor of my shower?

I really need to get some..

really.

Exercise in futility

So there we are checking out the house... walking around looking in particular at my new bathroom lovingly. The tub.. well, I think I may live in it for about a month.

But then I went to the shower. There are smooth black pebbles beneath my feet and as I lean against the shower wall. This will be relaxing, I think.

Then I sit on the bench in the shower. I look at the Porn King. Look at him suggestively and say, "The bench looks like it is just the right height".

I get a blank look in response.

"Right height for what?"

Can someone explain to me why I fucking bother?

HNT-54

I am hoping that I haven't posted this one already.. but I saw it and liked it... It has been another long week...

I have picked out fire places, and am working on knobs, pulls and other hung accessories... (gee, that sounded dirty)

In the meantime, here is another house choice... my shower tiling... I am desperate to be able to lean against this...