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Well, I guess it is good to think I have career options.... Yeah, RIGHT.

Well, I like to think so....

Still not ready to talk at this point, but ready to publish silly self-aggrandizing memes...

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This made me feel better then I have in weeks....

Hmm, more than I thought.

Yes, I have been absent for a while now.. moving was a pain. Follow that with a death in the family and the end of the school year, well I think you can guess how that has interferred.

In the meantime, I saw this over at http://isabellasnow.blogspot.com/s blog and thought I would try it out...

Turns out that I rated higher than I thought that I would...

I wouldn't have guessed this...

You Are a Lace Bra!

Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome With a softer side that only you can draw out

What Kind of Bra Are You?

I saw this over at Vic, at Geekalicious...

My Bloginality....

My Bloginality is ENFP!!!

$410.10

I saw this over at Os's this afternoon and decided to play along...How did I do fine-wise? More than Princess Di and less than Madonna?

Here is how to play:

Look at this list. Add up the fines associated with the crimes and give your total.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Memeing my sex life...

I saw this meme over at the Virgin Slut... and it made me laugh... so I thought I would play too.. Here are the rules:

-Copy this entire list into your blog/journal
-Bold everything that is true about you.
-Leave alone anything that is false about you.
-Place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can’t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is Not my favourite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.*
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped hot wax on a lover’s body.
I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.*
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PlayBoy is tame, maybe even boring. (that being said, I must keep my preteens from discovering it quite yet.. )
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity. (it would be for science after all... )
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs.(which one? ;-) )
I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.*
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.
I have had sex underwater.
I have had sex in the snow.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.
I have had sex in a bathroom stall. (I am too loud)
I have had sex in a car.
I am in a polyamorous relationship.*
I have to have music playing during sex. (how about just liking it...)
I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.*
All day I dream about sex.

N

Saw this at and Osbasso asked to play... Here are my 10 things that start with N and why...

Negroponte: He was listed as one of the reasons that Porter Goss might have resigned today. I admit that I have been some what obsessed with this as some of the other reasons might have been MUCH more salacious.. i.e. Hookergate.

Newman!: Jerry Seinfeld nemesis... lot of people think that the Porn King looks like him. I don't see it, but then I have known him from a pre-Seinfeld time period.

Naturalism: Something that I like to practice in the privacy of a 10 square foot space of my own back yard. When the kids aren't around to yell, "Mom!! Put your shirt on!" so all the neighbors can hear.

Nana: What my girls call my grandmother, who will be 99 this year.

Nutella: My daughter's favorite filling for crepes... She is of course wrong.. the best thing is butter, sugar and Grand Marnier... but she is only 9, so hopefully she will learn

Netherlands: The last vacation I took with PK.. He was kind of a stick in the mud and wouldn't let me do any of the touristy things because I might get into trouble in the red light district and then got his pocket picked in the hotel bar.... go figure.

Napoli: As in Bill Napoli, state senator from North Dakota who believes that only sodomized religious virgins are deserving of the right to terminate a pregancy on the grounds that they might go insane having already suffered a "fate worse then death"....

NBA: I can stop watching for the season as the Bulls are out of it...

Niagara: The name of the county that I grew up in. Not the biggest city, Niagara Falls, but the County seat, Lockport. Also the name of an escarpment which is a geological formation that forms ridge... The Niagara Escarpment runs the (sparkling waters of ) Genessee River through the county, causes the Falls, through Western Ontario then through the middle of Lake Superior and the Northern part of Lake Michigan to form the back bone of Door County, Wisconsin's peninsula

oh, and I guess this leads me to my last N word...

Nerd: Clearly I am a full blooded one. Hopefully, Os you will forgive me for this as I used to play the trombone too... so I guess I can't be too hopeless.