Wednesday, June 15, 2005

We have run out of gifts...

Hmmm, should I take this as a sign?

The porn king and I will be celebrating 16 years of wedded bliss(?) I went looking for what is the traditional gift. It turns out... THERE IS NONE.

Should I take that as a sign that for the next 5 years there is nothing to celebrate? Maybe I am just supposed to register for sex toys? Get a young boyfriend? Hmmm. Is it even seemly to have a "boyfriend" when you are 40? It seems so junior high.

I guess I have 5 years to figure out these answers?

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