Oooops!

What do you do when you crush the fingers that you use to masturbate with?


I guess I will practice my ambidextrous skills.

Sunday Searching

Yes, it is another insight into the minds of people that are looking my sweet blog....

• Jane's Guide
• Sunday Searching
• Forbidden Liaisons
• Curious Pussy
• Adult Blog Directory
• Chillivanilla
• Real Adult Sex
• My Pursuit of Happiness
• Voluptuous
• I masturbated wildly
• Haloscan
• Perfect Phallus
• Preteen boysex
• Osbasso
• Married in Ohio
• Wants and Needs
• Suburban Sexpot
• Jeanniegrrrl

Less steel wool this week! Excellent!

Shivers

Up my spine. Are

You thinking of me now?

Dreaming of my kiss or my touch?

Longing

Fiona Lohrbacher
Nude Reclining

HNT-59

Yes, I am still writing bad poetry... As Thera is still working on a poetry project I have concentrated on cinquains.. as that was the poem form she had the most trouble with... God help me when she gets older and works herself up to Petrarchan sonnets...

Fingers
In my soft hair
Sliding up and down. Your
Body as I mark you with flames
Of silk

More poetry

The scent
Lingering on
My body. Your musky
spice mingled with mine. Redolent
of heat




Sorry I can't find the info on this painting but I have narrowed it down to Caravaggio or Goya...

I have a word!

I was assigned a word today... and my word is:

Voluptuous

vo·lup·tu·ous /[vuh-luhp-choo-uhs]
–adjective 1. full of, characterized by, or ministering to indulgence in luxury, pleasure, and sensuous enjoyment: a voluptuous life.
2. derived from gratification of the senses: voluptuous pleasure.
3. directed toward or concerned with sensuous enjoyment or sensual pleasure: voluptuous desires.
4. sensuously pleasing or delightful: voluptuous beauty.

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.








Shyly - Navel
Paul Kinney
The Beauty Curve
thebeautycurve.com
2005

Quote of the Day

Ok.. it was yesterday, but it was too darn late to blog anymore...

"Mother Nature is one ungrateful whore"

Samantha Bee
The Daily Show
April 23th, 2007

Her too, eh? I guess I am in good company then...

A blissful hour

Yes, I took an hour to myself on Sunday. I got away from the noise. I got away from the arguments.

I went to the house.. even though it is not quite finished, my master bedroom porch is.

I have dreamed of this porch for two years now.

So I took a blanket, some water and a book and I enjoyed it. In the way I hoped to enjoy it most.

Did I get any color?

HNT-58

I really need to figure out how to work this new arts and crafts software....

To Get the Bad Taste Out of Your Mouth...

This is silly and makes me feel a little better after that last post...

What Is Wrong...

With people!

When did we reach the point that we have become such depraved idiots that we would actually create such a toy is this?

Rapist Number 1 Action Figure?

Sexy Cinquain

Deep dark

Bodies touch soft

Skin on skin, arms hold tight

Yielding flesh, burning with desire

Consumed

Enemy Fat
ca. 1930
Romaine Brooks
Smithsonian American Art Museum

Sunday Searching...

Alllrighty... what is with all the preteen stuff? I am feeling like I need a good scrub with steel wool....

These are the search criteria that brought people to me...

Preteen slut
Solo amateurs
Preteen
Preteen boy sex
Preteens sex
Sunday searching
Thick big hard long cock stroke
Chicago bloggers
Diaries adult blogs
Adult weblogs
Chillivanilla handjobs
Like mature

HNT-57

After an exhaustive search these are the knobs that I have come to love...

Sad, isn't it...


All of these knobs... and I am left alone with my dirty, horny mind...

Sigh.

I know... I need a life... or a knob.

Wish I had seen it...

The Porn King took Thera with him as he ran errands this morning. This allowed me to vegetate enough to come to a waking state without having to scream, which is pretty rare for me these days.

While driving around he reported seeing this bumper sticker.

HNT-56

While obsessed with knobs and mailboxes and house stuff there has been someone that has been neglected by me.

She waits for me in my bed and all she wants to do is love me....

My pooch.

KNOBS!

Yes, I have been obsessed wtih them this week.

Thick knobs.

Slim knobs.

Knobs with lumps and pumps

Knobs that look strange...

Now I am off on my new obsession....




Mailboxes.

Exercise in futility

So there we are checking out the house... walking around looking in particular at my new bathroom lovingly. The tub.. well, I think I may live in it for about a month.

But then I went to the shower. There are smooth black pebbles beneath my feet and as I lean against the shower wall. This will be relaxing, I think.

Then I sit on the bench in the shower. I look at the Porn King. Look at him suggestively and say, "The bench looks like it is just the right height".

I get a blank look in response.

"Right height for what?"

Can someone explain to me why I fucking bother?