Silly but true

What Your Underwear Says About You

You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there! You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

The Underwear Oracle

Hello? Anybody Out There?

This is sooo not right.

Who do I have to blow around here to get some sexual attention around here?

Well obvious the porn king is an obvious choice, but frankly, I am tired of begging him and when he does want something it is more in the range of masturbation.

I need the kissing, the touching, the wild fucking and the gentle lovemaking.

Is that too much to ask for?

I am not hideous. I am reasonably good in bed, experimental even. I am horny and ready to blow at any moment. Isn't that what men want in their lovers?

GGGRRRRR!

Why do I Fucking Bother?

Why do I:

Try to keep this house clean, when no one has to help.

Try to fix good, healthy meals for which no one has to even help me set or clear the table and then refuses to eat.

Try to make my ungrateful children or husband happy.

Wait for my satisfaction when no one else cares about my needs or feelings.

I give up for today.

Too much?

It is hotter than blue blazes here again and the AC is on. But since, the AC sucks in this house, that means that we are all once again sleeping downstairs. Kids on the aero bed in the dining room... hubby and I on the couches.

Things are nice and cool down here.

The problem is that I am horny as hell...

Do you think anyone will notice if I masturbate on my lonely little couch? Will it damage my children forever? Damn, I was afraid of that...

OK... but then I will just do it after they leave for school.

Lost

I am lost

lonely

wishful

needing

touch, love, respect

maybe

more

now

while I still feel