Merry Christmas, you gold digging whore.
Or at least that you have been bought and paid for with this sparkly jewel..... see... your husband gave you a lovely bauble... now you owe him.
This might explain why I don't wear jewelry anymore.
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I love your labels on this one.
My suggestion: Buy your own jewelry, then the only person you owe anything to is yourself. ;)
Ur not a whore until u take the 1+ ct diamond and later dump him! THEN, ur a whore who took her payment & ran. A wife is a LOVER until she does this, and then becomes a WHORE FOREVER! Oh, I GUESS she could reTURN the diamond if she weren't REALLY a whore! 'Cept I dunno anyone who ever DID, do you?
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