Or why I should be allowed to sunbathe in the nude.
Like I am hurting anyone? Please.
But there I was up on my private porch taking a nap. Naked.
Oh ok the loser neighbors did come outside. But they can't see me. I am on the wrong side of the dinette roof. The only way anyone else can see me is if their vision is incredible. They are looking up and squinting to see the slats on the porch.
I am being careful. Staying low to the floor. Not attracting a lot of attention.. Not making any noise.
But out he comes. The Porn King. To inform me that I am getting sunburned. That my face is red. Ironically, my face is the part of my body that I cover! So I don't get it too sunburned. It is exposed to the sun more than the rest of my body.
I know when he is just embarrassed of me. and I am getting sick of it.
1 comment:
That is painful and you probably *should* be sick of it.
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