Toy Inventory....

Funny that you should mention it, Dick....

But I have just received a gift certificate to my favorite toy store... and was to decide what was the best option... I guess, I will have to make a listing of the toys that I have already and see what you and anyone else who wants to add their two cents thinks that I need.

I have this one... but the sleeve is a purple jelly... very nice, utility piece.







I keep going through these... The one I have currently is nice and thick, but frankly the edge of the glans is a bit rough and a bit annoying.. a smoother, rounder edge would have nice. The problem for me is that I keep going through these toys. I like the ones that have the faux skin, but they get a bit nasty after a while and change shape if left in a less than ideal position. So, yes, I am saying that I have worn out my sex toys. And yes, I know that is the saddest thing ever.


But not as sad as what happened to this toy.... I burned out the motor on this one. After a blasting orgasm. And yes, I passed right out with the thing still in me..




I know that this is supposed to be the absolute best... but honestly, it doesn't do much for me.




This can be fun. I have tried a variety of balls and eggs... this is definitely the best. No scratchy edges, or the oops of something falling out. The only complaint is that the connector, while smooth... sometimes folds up and pinches...



Came free with an order... cold plastic. Does the job... Ironically, I have never installed batteries in this puppy.