Why is it that fall makes me horny?

Is it because after weeks of having any sexual impulse sucked out of me by an extended trip to the inlaws I feel free again.

or

Could it be after weeks of having any sexual impulse sucked out of me by my darling children they are finally and oh so divinely back in school.

Either way I believe not having any sexual impulse sucked out of me is the key!

The question is what do I do with these impulses? Act on them, begging the porn king for attention or looking else where?