
It is not that my in-laws are not nice people. They are. We just don't mesh. It has something to do with them being passive-aggressive control freaks and me wanting to be treated like a reasonably intelligent adult. To this end, I resent being followed, quizzed about my destinations when I leave the house or even in it... heaven forbid, you want a moment of privacy to relieve your stress with some well deserved masturbation. At some point, I will be asked to account for my time. Do I tell them? Hmmm, choices.
It would be fabulous if I could to visit there if they would just lighten up a bit... We will be near the water, they have a pool. There is plenty of privacy. If they would leave me or the hubby unsupervised a couple of times I could really enjoy myself... Naked in the pool sounds like a hoot. He won't do it, of course, but I would have a blast. This dream won't be realized of course. I will be dealing with oblique digs made at me and will be taught by example the proper way for a good wife to behave. Honestly, if it requires me to smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish and eat no more than 3 tablespoons of food a day... COUNT ME OUT! I would prefer to stay the way I am... A woman of appetites... ALL KINDS OF APPETITES!